DIARY ENTRY 1

1/1/2009

Dear diary,

today was the worst day of my life....

My main bitch died!

I was so pissed off, how is she gettin into a 6 car pile up when I’m tryina get a nut?
That shit was irritating, but that was nothing compared to when I called up my side hoe Judy and that bitch died too! On her way to get a BBL! That shit brought a tear to my eye and made my dick hard simultaneously. But I was so fuckin heated at these chicks for dyin on me, makein me get a LTE plan on my trap phone so that I can jack it to some porn or somethin. Now I’m paying 40 bucks a month all because these bitches were too bougie to take the bus. Mad annoying.



DIARY ENTRY 2

9/11/2001

Dear diary,

DAMN!!! They just blew up the twin towers! WTF! Im so pissed 🤣🤪

DIARY ENTRY 3

9/11/2001

Dear diary,

DIARY ENTRY 4

9/11/2001

Dear diary,

DAMN!!! They just blew up the twin towers! WTF! Im so pissed 🤣🤪

DIARY ENTRY 5

9/11/2001

Dear diary,

DAMN!!! They just blew up the twin towers! WTF! Im so pissed 🤣🤪

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