DIARY ENTRY 1

1/1/2024

Dear diary,

today was the worst day of my life....

My main bitch died!

I was so pissed off, how is she gettin into a 6 car pile up when I’m tryina get a nut?
That shit was irritating, but that was nothing compared to when I called up my side hoe Judy and that bitch died too! On her way to get a BBL! That shit brought a tear to my eye and made my dick hard simultaneously. But I was so fuckin heated at these chicks for dyin on me, makein me get a LTE plan on my trap phone so that I can jack it to some porn or somethin. Now I’m paying 40 bucks a month all because these bitches were too bougie to take the bus. Mad annoying.

List of best ideas

When I Got good ideas, put em here

1/12/2024

• Go to rehab and get clean 🤢
• Go to rehab and pretend to clean 🫤
• Go to rehab and get more custys 😃💯
• No Competition from other cooks
• Fentheads might settle for crackWILL settle for crack✅
Check if Fentheads settle for crack Confirmed, They Do
Clear my calender for three weeks wait i got no calendar 🗓️
Check moral compas for conflicts🤣🤣🤣