Hoes mad
Never get played again!
With BMS, no more hoes actin funny, stealin your play while puttin no work in. Psychotically stalk their every move with Hoe Tracking Technology!
Leave the Gorrilla shit to us
Automate your bitch beating with our Cyber Gorilla Security integration. No more bite marks on your hands and cuts in your Jays!
Fast, Cloud-Naitive architecture for all John-facing solutions
Utilize state of the art BBL Indexing running on cloud-naitive web3 crypo mining nft shovelware.
Detect STDs with 95% Accuracy
With our built in STD-AI solution, You'll be notified anytime we detect one of your chicks got STDs, so that you can kill them.