Goon Radio and your Data Privacy 😌

When you use our services, you’re trusting us with your information. We understand this is a big responsibility.


We build a range of services that help millions of people daily to explore and interact with the world in new ways. Our services include:

  • Music 🎶
  • Crack 💨

Your data privacy is very important to us, and we value it greatly. We value it so greatly, in fact, that our team has come to the conclusion that from every single one of you fucking peabrains, we need every single last bit of data MINED, SQUEEZED and CLEANED . We don't give a shit about anything anymore aside from one thing: your data.

Why we collect your informaiton.

At Goon Radio, we have observed, and, dare we say, GOONED 🤤🤤🤤 to those fat fucking paydays
the data brokers get - it's the new gold rush 🤑. And, we have to talk about this,it's very difficult to be a
profitable entertainment company, especially in 2024. Many of your favorite services, unfortunately, have to be supported by such capital to keep the lights on, and your favorite music and movies streaming over the internet to your cable box. We get sick to our stomaches thinking about it
    - being that broke and down bad, bummy ass bitch baby. Due to actions we cannot legally disclose,
we got our "Money Up", so to speak; therefore, it's time we explore the possibility of getting our "Funny up". Bitch.

We want you to understand the types of information we collect as you use our services

  • 1. You agree to the collection of your data, including but not limited to:
        - Name
        - Age
        - Gender
        - Ethnicity
        - Email
        - Phone Number
        - Social Media accounts
        - Birth Certificate
        - Usernames
        - Drivers License
        - Passwords (Hashes)
        - Passwords (Plain Text)
        - SSN (last 4 digits)
        - SSN (all 9 digits)
        - Biometrics including but not limited to:
          - Finger Prints
          - Voice Recordings
          - Facial mappings
          - Blood Type
          - Retina Scans
          - Iris Scans
          - DNA
          - Facials
          - Orals
          - Anals
          - Toe clippings
          - Fingernail clippings
          - Finger clippings
          - Sleeping patterns
          - Walking patterns
          - Talking patterns
          - Stalking patterns (if applicable)
          - Stroking patterns (if applicable)
          - Cock Measurements including but not limited to:
            - Girth
            - Length
            - Angle
            - Estimated "Cooked" factor (calculation derived from cock measurements, affects your credit score)
          - Orphuses (valuable)
          - Orphuses (potentially valuable in the future)
          - Femlale Foot Pictures 📸🦶🏻
    2.